-annoying:

modern romance

-annoying:

modern romance

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greed:

when someone you hate is having a bad day

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tonymacaronnii:

girlwholovesdragons:

temperamentalheavingheart:

thinkthatthetimehascome:

ianoshea:

jocundasykes:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

ICH WEINE

The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE

this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.

homohotlips69

Holy shit I am dying from laughter

Birdseed!

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miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

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satanlikestakingituptheass:

Reblog for the fallen soldiers.

satanlikestakingituptheass:

Reblog for the fallen soldiers.

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succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

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fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

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hothotsoda:

2-shane-s:

axelstiel:

DO YOUR PHYSICS, FUCKBOY

target confirmed missile inbound 

The military defenses used in the Skeleton war

hothotsoda:

2-shane-s:

axelstiel:

DO YOUR PHYSICS, FUCKBOY

target confirmed 
missile inbound 

The military defenses used in the Skeleton war

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coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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dinolich:

cubebreaker:

E-Nabling the Future is an organization of volunteers who produce 3D-printed prosthetic superhero arms for kids in need.

This is the tightest s***. I’m totally jealous of that kid’s sweet Wolverine hand.

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waywarddevil:

kaylaconspiracy:

And here we watch as the large raindrop preys on the small weaker drops. Devouring them in one fluid motion.



Was that a fucking pun

waywarddevil:

kaylaconspiracy:

And here we watch as the large raindrop preys on the small weaker drops. Devouring them in one fluid motion.

Was that a fucking pun

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perks-of-being-chinese:

ifoncebymindthentwicebyheart:

napoleonbonerhard:

d0t0ri:

shadowkixx:

Oh god I saw this a long time ago and just now got it.

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oh my god

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IM ACTUALLY REALLY SAD NOW

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